Monday, October 23, 2006

Coming Soon!

Joan of Snark is under construction. Please check back soon!

5 comments:

shooter said...

What took you so long??

(That damn dealer-kid, I go out for a pack of gum, he steals my chick!)

Moo Baby, like my buddy Col. Parker told The King, "I'm gunna make you a star kid."

And Shooter don't promise what he can't deliver. (specially when he talks in the third person)

And after you get settled in, you can take a break, put your pretty little head on my chest, close your eyes, and I'll fill you in with some stories, reeeal sloooowly and also, what happened with Dealerman.

I hope I didn't screw you up by writing here tonight. I just wanted to be the one to bust the bottle across the bow.

We gonna make you big.......real big! (as soon as I get my head outta the woods and learn to speak English again)

Kansas said...

I am so glad you're back, I really missed you. And no, you didn't screw me up by commenting. I'm just sitting here, trying to learn HTML for Dummies!

I can't wait to hear all about Pee Wee's big adventure! I was beginning to worry about you, wondering if you were ever coming back. Then Dealer disappeared and I didn't know what to think.

But you're back now and all is well. I'm looking forward to you being a regular around here. I've been having to watch Keith Olbermann just to get my "way with words" fix.

As far as breaking the bottle over the bow, yes, you are the first (you brute)!

I should be around here most of the weekend. This is a whole new template and it's all geek to me!

LMAO geek to me.....I slay myself!

Pop back in if ya get bored!

shooter said...

I'm really sorry I had to hit and run yesterday. I wanted to be back here in the valley before halloween but my broom broke down. And Man!the work has piled up!! I don't know if I told you before, that I have a snow/ice business (commercial only, so no, I won't come and do your driveway.) And with Dealer gone, and Alana orbiting in a universe alien to any sane person ( Alana is the lady that was supposed to let you know that Dealer was gone. The same Alana that's gonna get her little tomato ass slapped pigmentless...no, scratch that, she'd love it. O.K. so I'll bury her in an avalanche of invectives so bad she'll have to take the earplug out and retort as only an ex-playboy bunny, Vassar grad can......Huh?)
But I digress....hey! I'm getting back to normal, for me anyway. As to Dealer, I'll tell you about him in an e-mail later. You probably know we use a common computer here so when you see Dealer's name, It'll be me. And call this Heathen a hypocrite but I ask you to, please, pray for him.
I haven't eaten yet today so I'll go rustle something up, but I gotta tell you, It's really great, (the comma is for emphasis) chatting with you again and I am so looking forward to helping you with this new blog. Just tell me what you want to do (and I might just come up with a few ideas of my own for your consideration) As I told your friend, Doctor Pervert, I have some experience in start-ups. the last one passed the 100 million mark, and heading non-stop to the big "B" mark. I know how lonely it gets, but you're not alone any more. Moo-Girl has a new Boy Toy, pull the string, and your cash register goes Ka-Ching. (and you thought you were the only self-slayer, lol)
See you......later............M'Lady, your Shooter

Argon said...

Well as for being the 1st I hope he was at least gentle *wink* I'm glad you decided to join the bloggers and I hope you get a lot more interaction than I have in the last few months. I look forward to more of your posts

Kansas said...

Oh you know Shooter, gentle as a velvet hammer. But we wouldn't have it any other way!