Wednesday, November 29, 2006

And you will know them by their fruit...

Matthew 7:16-20

15 "Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravening wolves.

16 By their fruits you will know them. Do you gather grapes from thorns, or figs from thistles?

17 Even so, every good tree produces good fruit; but the corrupt tree produces evil fruit.

18 A good tree can't produce evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree produce good fruit.

19 Every tree that doesn't grow good fruit is cut down, and thrown into the fire.

20 Therefore, by their fruits you will know them.


How do you judge a man’s spirituality? You can’t, because no man knows another’s heart. But you can get a pretty good idea of his sincerity where spiritual matters are concerned by watching his deeds.

The Religious Right, Conservative Christians, Christian Coalition. Whatever you call them, they are all the same group. They are a political group, NOT a Christian or religious group. They have hijacked the term “Christian” in order to gain more power and money.

They are Pharisees.

They have only two issues: abortion and homosexuality, to the exclusion of all others. They are rabid and don’t play well with others. So when you see “Christian Coalition”, know that you are seeing a political group with a political agenda, neither christian nor religious. And you will know them by their fruit...even if you don't believe, this is still a wise way to judge character.

Having said that, I bring you this


Famed pastor defends invitation to Obama

Famed pastor and best-selling author Rick Warren on Wednesday defended his invitation to Sen. Barack Obama to speak at his church despite objections from some evangelicals who oppose the Democrat's support for abortion rights.

Obama is one of nearly 60 speakers scheduled to address the second annual Global Summit on AIDS and the Church beginning Thursday at Warren's Saddleback Church in Lake Forest, Calif.

The Illinois Democrat will be joined by a potential 2008 White House rival — Republican Sen. Sam Brownback of Kansas — and is urging unity to fight AIDS despite differences on other issues.

Conservative evangelical Rob Schenck, president of the National Clergy Council, e-mailed reporters Tuesday to protest the visit because of Obama's support of abortion rights. "Senator Obama's policies represent the antithesis of biblical ethics and morality, not to mention supreme American values," Schenck wrote.


"Supreme American Values"...something about that phrase gives me a chill. Apparently Supreme American Values include backbiting, sniping, and politicizing the nightmare that is the AIDS crisis. It is obvious to anyone with a brain that Obama scares the snot out of the Right and they will do anything to keep him out of the spotlight, even to the detriment of AIDS victims. But I digress...

Saddleback responded with a statement acknowledging "strong opposition" to Obama's participation. The church said participants were invited because of their knowledge of HIV/AIDS and that Warren, author of "The Purpose Driven Life," opposes Obama's position on abortion and other issues.

"Our goal has been to put people together who normally won't even speak to each other," the Saddleback statement said. "We do not expect all participants in the summit discussion to agree with all of our evangelical beliefs. However, the HIV/AIDS pandemic cannot be fought by evangelicals alone. It will take the cooperation of all — government, business, NGOs and the church."

Obama declined an interview request. But in a statement, he said while he respects differing views on abortion, he hopes for unity "to honor the entirety of Christ's teachings by working to eradicate the scourge of AIDS, poverty and other challenges we all can agree must be met.

"It is that spirit which has allowed me to work together — and pray together — with some of my conservative colleagues in the Senate to make progress on a range of key issues facing America," Obama's said.





Read on...

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Anonymous said...

Jesus Bans "Christian" Group

Shocking announcement sends militant Focus on the Family organization into crazed tailspin
- By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist
Friday, December 9, 2005

In an astonishing but not completely unexpected announcement, Jesus H. Christ, vice president and CFO of All That Is Inc., appeared today on a large tortilla at a roadside taco stand in Zacatecas, Mexico, to announce that, effective immediately, the pseudo-Christian group Focus on the Family, led by Dr. James Dobson and best known for its blazing hatred of gays and its fear of glimpsing the human female nipple during nationally televised sporting events, is effectively banned from His Divine Beneficence.

"What happened was, the heavens and all spirits of goodness, along with Buddha and Shiva and Allah and Kali and a few others, well, we were having some margaritas and playing poker and tossing around recent headlines, when Allah chimed in that this Focus on the Family group -- a real scab on my big toe for years, I gotta tell you -- well, they just decided to yank all their accounts from a bank over the bank's support of gay rights," said Jesus, dressed in black Diesel jeans, Hugo Boss motorcycle boots and a snug tank top featuring a large OM symbol across the chest.

"J-Dog," as he is known to his friends, was referring, of course, to the recent story about how the militant, Colorado-based "Christian" group has just pulled all its accounts from Wells Fargo Bank after learning that the bank had donated a small sum of money to gay rights causes, including GLAAD, a sum totaling about $50,000, or about one-tenth of what Wells Fargo gave to the GOP last year.

The Christ, apparently, had had enough.

"This is what I realized: Rampant homophobia, ignorance of sex, derision of women's rights, a decided love of tepid dogmatic sameness at the expense of the luminosity and uniqueness of the individual human soul -- it was all just too much," Jesus said, this time appearing as a curiously shaped oil stain on a freeway underpass in Saragossa, Spain. "Then the bank thing happened and it was the straw that broke the Mary's back."

It was, apparently, the right response. "Totally in the moment," said Buddha, nodding vigorously in agreement. "It's about time," Vishnu sighed, painting his nails beet red and lighting some Nag Champa incense. "It's decisive and it sends a message," agreed Kali, counting her poker winnings. "You guys have any hummus?" Allah muttered, rifling through Christ's well-stocked fridge and not really paying attention.

"A slight ban is definitely in order," Christ continued, calmly, now appearing in a pile of instant mashed potatoes in a truck stop in Bowling Green, Ky., where his visage appeared to be weeping, but which Jesus said was merely caused by all the onions he'd been chopping to make his famed "Holy Christ!" hot salsa for the Seraphim Christmas office party.

"Nothing serious, just maybe three, four thousand years wherein these Focus on the Family nutballs and especially this hateful Dobson fellow shall receive only sporadic blessings and deferred prayer responses and will have to go all the way to the back of the line, behind Dick Cheney and Tim LaHaye and Mel Gibson, to await salvation."

"Hell, I still love them all. Even Dobson," the One added, flashing his trademark dazzling, compassionate grin. "I just don't like them very much."

When the news reached Focus on the Family's Colorado Springs headquarters, stunned members were seen running into walls and bashing their foreheads with large Bibles and ramming their Toyota Corollas and Ford pickups into each other and muttering incoherent lines from "Passion of the Christ" and popping Prozac like M&M's.

"Where are the Ken dolls! Someone get to the dungeon and make sure my Ken doll collection is safe!" screamed James Dobson himself, emerging from a secret room in a fuchsia leotard and launching into a bizarre rant no one could quite understand. Reporters seeking comment could only look at each other in stunned silence, wishing they could be in a bar somewhere.

In related news, the Tupelo, Miss.-based American Family Association, another right-wing, anti-gay Christian group that allegedly pressured Ford Motor Co. into yanking much of its advertising from upscale gay publications, has, apparently, accidentally banned itself.

"Someone who is no longer in the organization had the bright idea that we should ban any American company or group that supported the outright ignorance of Christ's true message," sighed AFA chairman Donald Wildmon, chugging from a large bottle of Red Bull and stroking the hairless cat in his lap and making a strange hissing noise with his tongue. "Hell, it sounded great at the 'Harry Potter' book-burning rally. But then again, most everyone was buzzed on spiked Kool-Aid and Kumbaya pie."

"Turns out, when all votes were counted, the group that most needed banning, besides the Catholic church and Dobson's clan, was us. Apparently, we have no real clue as to what Christ truly stood for. Who knew?"

Effective immediately, the AFA's ban on itself means its members will no longer be able support or endorse anything it says or does, until further notice from itself.

"It makes shopping, like, totally impossible," said Beth-Ann Binderbottom, mother of nine and AFA member for the past 17 years and devout watcher of "Touched by an Angel" and committed scourer of all live radio and TV programming for any trace of female nipples, curse words or Jessica Simpson's butt.

"Due to the ban on myself, I now I have to buy the exact opposite of everything I would normally buy," she lamented. "What the gosh-golly heck am I supposed to do with all these green vegetables, Tom Robbins books, bottles of wine and hot porn DVDs?"

Christ, who will be in negotiations with the lords of the underworld next week about what can be done about Jerry Falwell, summarized it this way: "Hell, at the root of it, we're all pagans," JC said with a wink, from a lovely pattern of bark on an old-growth sycamore in a heavily wooded forest somewhere in Bavaria.

Kansas said...

“...appearing as a curiously shaped oil stain on a freeway underpass...” That one got me! This is a riot! If I were Pat Robertson I’d be very worried...

Thanks for taking the time to post this, biggest laugh I’ve had all day!

Anonymous said...

You liked the first one, so in the tome of Ron Popiel...


But wait, there's more...

The Holyland Experience

And on your visit, don't forget to buy these items...
Rapture / Apocalypse wall chart ($5)

The Evangecube ($6)

The Full Armor of God ($20)

Roman Soldier Shield and Sword ($16)

Anointing Oil - Spikenard of Mary ($7)

Sheep Purse ($4)

Be sure the check out the "End-Times Material" shopping section.

Entry: $40 each, but free if you exit within one hour

Kansas said...

Ok you’re makin’ that stuff up now…aren’t you? I can’t even find the End-Times Material section. Ohhhhh wait, I found the sheep purse. Hey it’s kinda cute. It’ll match my sheep shoes!

But please tell me you made the other stuff up. I don’t even know what an Evangecube is!

Anonymous said...

Looks like they changed product line over the last couple of months. But amusingly, yes, all those items were available before the change. In addition, there were 3 types of anointing oil including Frankincense (sp?).

But they have added the VIRTUOUS WOMAN NECKLACE, Biblical Ties, and the Sterling Silver Salvation Bracelet (altho it looks like it could be used for something else not so biblical for someone with a dirty mind).


So. When you you going? Don't forget to bring pictures back. hehehe ;)

sage said...

Good post, interesting comments.

Kansas said...

Hey Sage, what's shakin'?

And Alex, you are going straight to hell :>

Anonymous said...

Well you know what they say MooGirl,
"Good boys go to heaven, bad boys go everywhere else."

;)

Kansas said...

They also say all dogs go to Heaven, so you should be safe!

Kansas said...

Don't spam here!