Sunday, January 21, 2007

Are you going to believe me, or your lying eyes?

Because I do this for a living, photo retouching always fascinates me. I stand in the lines at the store and see the magazine covers of all the beautiful people, fully knowing that these people look like slugs when they wake up in the morning.

Ok, maybe not Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp, but everyone else.

I tried for years to get it through the daughter’s head that these people don’t actually look like this in real life, that women don’t have perfect bodies, teeth, hair, and complexions. They are airbrushed, erased, and manipulated in some form or fashion. I curse the people in the advertising field and they are all going to Hell.
















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Roll your mouse over the samples of before and after shots on the links below. Check them out, and then feel good about yourself!

This guy is really good. Check out his
bikini girl and his blonde.

Scroll down, and forget that Wonder Bra...

Scroll down, and forget all those sit-ups...

Scroll down, and know that nothing you see in print is real...

7 comments:

Murf said...

This reminds me of an Ugly Betty episode where they did this to a poor girl. Oddly enough, not Ugly Betty. I like to see some freckles on a person.

Anonymous said...

I did a research paper in college about the effects of the media on womens perceptions of their bodies. It's amazing how many young girls actually believe that people look like their photos. Even when you show them proof, they still believe that they can achieve a photoshopped body.

Karen said...

That was fun. I've done some pretty good retouching myself.

Kansas said...

Maybelline should come out with a line of makeup called Photoshopped. They’d make a million.

Argon said...

If it works in layers and has a clone brush that comes with it then it would be worth it!

Just think how much you could save on tattoos also right? With that you could change them instantly to go with your mood.

Anonymous said...

Some items of note:

In Raw World of Sex Movies, High Definition Could Be a View Too Real

Brad Pitt: 'Strippers Changed My Life'

Kansas said...

I had a post all worked up about the porn industry going hi-def, but by the time I’d finished it, I was so grossed out by the whole idea that I trashed it. The whole NYT story was ridiculous!